30 of Scotland’s Punniest Shops and Business names to make you chuckle, Thistle do nicely…

6. The Fast and the Furriest

“I don’t have friends, I have furmaly…” – Dog Toretto. This is a dog-walking service which serves in Dundee and its surrounding areas.
The original ‘Macbeth’ tells the story of a Scottish character making this business name for a betting shop in Scotland very on-brand, so long as it doesn’t turn out like Shakespeare’s original tale (spoilers: everyone dies!)




7. MacBet

The original ‘Macbeth’ tells the story of a Scottish character making this business name for a betting shop in Scotland very on-brand, so long as it doesn’t turn out like Shakespeare’s original tale (spoilers: everyone dies!)
Better to be a cereal killer than the other kind, this is a witty nod to the 1994 crime film starring Juliette Lewis and Woody Harrelson but instead we’ve now got a charming wee cafe in Bridgeton, Glasgow.

8. Natural Born Grillers

Better to be a cereal killer than the other kind, this is a witty nod to the 1994 crime film starring Juliette Lewis and Woody Harrelson but instead we’ve now got a charming wee cafe in Bridgeton, Glasgow.




9. Jac-O-Bite

Located up in the highlands this restaurant references the Jacobites who were a famous political group in Scottish history – now we’re wondering if they sell baked goods like flapjack-o-bites…
Did you know that ‘khazi’ is a slang word for the toilet? Well now you do, and rest assured that with this plumbing business your trip to the khazi will never be so catastrophic.

10. Calm A Khazi

Did you know that ‘khazi’ is a slang word for the toilet? Well now you do, and rest assured that with this plumbing business your trip to the khazi will never be so catastrophic.
While 99% of English speakers know DIY to mean “do it yourself” in Scotland you’ll find the alternate “dae it yersel” version with this home improvement shop in Dunoon.


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