30 of Scotland’s Punniest Shops and Business names to make you chuckle, Thistle do nicely…

16. AWafer ACone YaNugget (Karen’s)

If you know, you know… The name of this Glaswegian restaurant is a witty pun for how Scots can say: “I’m away for an (icecream) cone, you nugget!” With the last word being slang for a stupid person.




17. Glasgrow

You grow girl! Found in Glasgow’s Merchant City, this wee establishment is a hydroponics store – a type of hydroculture which involves growing plants.
“And I wool always love ewe…!” A classic of Scottish stores with puns, a ewe refers to a female sheep.

18. Wool for Ewe

“And I wool always love ewe…!” A classic of Scottish stores with puns, a ewe refers to a female sheep.
Nothing more to say here, just sound it out and you’ve got it (they’re very affordable!) Located in Uddingston, Glasgow.




19. Sofa King Cheap

Nothing more to say here, just sound it out and you’ve got it (they’re very affordable!) Located in Uddingston, Glasgow.

20. T Ann Cake

Run by a lady called Ann in Dundee, this is a straight-to-the-point advertisement of what you can expect at this charming little cafe.



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