30 of Scotland’s Punniest Shops and Business names to make you chuckle, Thistle do nicely…

21. Firth of Froth

The Firth of Forth is a line of Scottish rivers which meets the North Sea in Fife, and this old coffee shop cleverly references it as well as the froth you’d get on their coffees.




22. The Lunatic Fringe

The punny title of this hairdresser located in Glasgow is truly a ‘cut’ above the rest…
A common debate in Scotland is which city is better, Edinburgh or Glasgow? In response you may hear “Glasgow’s miles better” and this Glasgow-based chippy took full advantage of that.

23. Glasgow’s Miles Batter

A common debate in Scotland is which city is better, Edinburgh or Glasgow? In response you may hear “Glasgow’s miles better” and this Glasgow-based chippy took full advantage of that.




24. Bonnie Tilers

Have you got problems with your roof tiles? Are you holding out for a hero there? This Glasgow-based tiler is here to help.

25. Weans World

A reference to the popular 1992 comedy starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, this nods to the Scots word “wean” which refers to a child as this is a children’s clothing store.
Beans, beans, good for the heart… If you’re looking for a cafe to enjoy a light meal then this Edinburgh-based establishment could be for you.



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